Grand Re-Opening at New Location!
Open Tues 8-11 pm ET | Mateus Goblet Ward 3 plot 34
Tucked away in a dingy, dim alleyway deep in Ul'dah, High Nunh Bar & Grill offers inexpensive brews and food for those who aren't afraid to venture off the beaten path. Pleasant staff, expertly prepared food, music and the potential for work brings folks through the door regularly.
Great Big (Fish) Tacos, So Big
Soft, thick corn tacos with lightly fried and flaked whitefish, shredded cabbage, tart apple, salty cheese, and fresh herbs, topped with a creamy white sauce.
Drinks
Beers - the typical cold beer - easy to drink, colour ranging from pale gold to dark amber brown.
Thanalan Amber
This amber-coloured lager has a sweet, crisp taste, and comes in a well-used stein topped by a heady foam. Like all lagers, it's bubbly and frothy, and best served cold. Alcohol content of roughly 5%, making it easy to drink several.
Gridania GPA
This Golden brown ale has a hoppy, crisp taste, and comes in a well-used stein topped by a thin foam. This GPA is sharp and tart, and best served cool. Alcohol content of roughly 4.5%, making it easy to drink and refreshing for the masses.
Coerthas Stout
After a long day in the cold what you need is a Coerthas Stout. Deep roasted tones with a coffee undertone to keep you energized and warm you up on the inside With its 7% alcohol content its a great way to usher in a night of Fun! Served Cool.
Noscean Cider
Made with fresh pineapples from the coast of La Noscea, this cider is great any time of day. Refreshing, bubbly, and packing a citrus punch that will wake even the drunkest sailor. Pale golden in hue and severed cold. 5.5% alcohol.
Between a Rock & a Hard Place
Poured straight from the liquor cabinet. All bottom shelf because we're a bottom shelf
White & Red Wines
The talent of the skilled vinters of Ishgard's icy hellhole is all that keeps the red and white wines from being a very strong bottle of vinegar.
Gyr Abanian Whisky
Fueled by a passion for freedom and a hatred for Garlemald, this drink will kick your ass if you treat it with disrespect. Drink with caution.
Thavnairian Kallu
A sweet, tart fermented drink made from the sap of coconut trees, and brought in by traders from the far, far east.
Doman Sake
Like the drinks from Ishgard, this drink is almost vinegar, but it might be welcome by any Easterner who accidentally comes in. Served from the dustiest of bottles.
Garlean Vodka
Will melt magitek and reason. Do not mix with Gyr Abanian Whiskey for the sake of your liver. Mixes well with almost anything, especially orange juice.
Turali Mescal
Made from angry cactuar from the new world, this mescal will lay you out like you just were gang-mobbed by Tural's own notocactuar. Mixes well with tart juices like lemon and lime.
The Good, the Bad, the Bitter
One of two mixed drinks on the menu, the Good, the Bad, and The Bitter was designed by R'ehan himself. The taste of apple is contrasted with the earthy smell of whiskey and the kick of the spiced bitters.
The Sour Sabotender
The second of two mixed drinks on the menu, the Sour Sabotender was designed by Nyte herself. A double shot of mescal, lime and blood orange juices, star anise, and apple smoke, served in a glass.
The Designated Drinker
For when you need to go shoot someone after a night at the bar and want to be clear-headed. No frilly drinks. Just a few almost-drinks.
Sasparilla
Carbonated, chilled, and earthy, this false-malted drink, in some places known as root beer, is a pale (dark?) imitator of the real deal. Drank by newbies and people needing to stay sober.
Well Water
The well runs clean, if a bit dusty. Drawn up this morning, kept cold and fresh with the use of some ice aether shards donated by a secretive, dodgy summoner.
Coffee
Black, strong, and a bit burnt, and definitely not from the highest-calibre of coffee bean, this coffee will wake the dead. If you can't handle it black, we have cream and sugar.
Tea
Recently replaced with a tolerably cheap but drinkable orange pekoe tea. No longer likely to kill you.
Juice
Fresh prune juice, recently squeezed, and ready to clean you out. Now with cranberry added to help ensure no urinary tract infections!
Milk
Milk from some sort of mammal, kept chilled and on-hand for those who bite into something spicier than they can handle.
From the Grill
Rhoneek Burger
A juicy, hefty burger charbroiled and served on a fresh-ish brioche bun from Abbiocco's kitchens. Topped with bacon, cheddar, onions, pickles, lettuce, ketchup and mayo.
(Not really Rhoneek)
Grilled Pigger Sandwich
A grilled cheddar cheese and montery jack sandwich with bacon. Grilled on a butter-soaked caraway rye bread, ensuring a greasy, delicious, bitter treat.
BBQ Pulled Pigger
A slow-roasted pork, pulled and doused in a smoky, flavourful BBQ sauce. Served hot on toasted caraway rye, topped with fried onions, pickles, and slaw. Oozing delicious, house BBQ sauce and generous with the pork.
Fried Sun Nuggets
Deliciously squeaky and tart cheese curds are seasoned and battered before being quickly fried in piping-hot oil. Enjoy this ooey gooey treat plain or with High Nunh's spicy tomato sauce.
Chili Dawg
The only good dawg is a dawg from High Nunh. So sayeth the miqo'te! A thick seasoned sausage grilled before being squeezed between the crispy sides of a toasted brioche bun, topped with a hearty bean-heavy chili, sour cream, cheese, and chives.
Cookies & Steam
Sweet cream sandwiched between two chocolate cookies is dipped in a sweet, sugary batter. Quickly fried, then drizzled with chocolate sauce and crackled salt.
Fried Popoto Sticks
Golden popoto sliced into sticks and fried in hot oil; seasoned with salt and a house blended smoky blend. Served with regular or spicy ketchup, mayochup, or salt and vinegar.
In-Character Rules
Spit in spitoons only.
Fight outside, not inside.
Leave your weapons at the door/with staff.
Pay your tab or get skinned.
Touch the staff at your own peril.
Crime discreetly.
Out-of-Character Rules
18+ visitors only.
Our no fighting inside rule is due to text scroll. Please respect it.
No sex. Not that type of venue.
We are a bar operated by a good-aligned criminal FC. Crime is OK. Being blatant is not.
Want to damage the bar or go to war? Check in OOC first, please.
No OOC drama or we will evict you.
Don't be a douche OOC.
Respect OOC requests of staff.
Urchin Shots (Bounty Board)
If you order an Urchin Shot, a member of the Urchin Army will connect with you to find out how they can help. These jobs are designed to help the disenfranchised and are done to help balance injustice and inconvenience the immoral rich.If you wish to take on a bounty, let the barkeep know.
Warehouse Heist - taken
A slumlord recently kicked out all of his tenants and has stored their belongings in a warehouse, to go through and resell anything of value. Property has already been sorted according to our contact, and we're after certain belongings that are irreplaceable. Sneak in, get the goods, and get gone.
Suitable for solo, duo.
DM campaign (Nyte Snow@Mateus)
The Quick Fingers - taken
A young cutpurse on the streets of Ul'dah has drawn unwanted attention. This job is to find him before someone else does and puts an end to him. He'd be a good fit for the Urchin Army, if we can recruit him and give him a safe place to grow.
Suitable for solo, duo.
DM campaign (Nyte Snow@Mateus)
The Rescue - Taken
A lad has contacted the Urchin Army, begging for help. His girl has been snatched by slavers near Drybone, just this morning. There's only a short window of time to rescue her and the others who might be in chains.
Suitable for trio
DM campaign (Friday Derringer@Mateus)
Listening Post - Open
A market vendor in Ul'dah has tipped us off to a meeting between a pompous merchant who derives much of his wealth from the sale of flesh. Who he is meeting, and what they are discussing, are of interest to the Urchin Army. Find a way to observe and hear this meeting and bring us back the information -- without being caught.
Suitable for solo, duo, or trio
DM campaign (Nyte Snow@Mateus)